Emilys’ Lovers
Flyering for the impending forest party one night, a strange phenomenon occured. Having found ourselves outside another venue to flyer (Biblos) myself and Gavin sauntered in to deposit our quota of fun info for the masses to digest. Having mentioned to the bar people we were promoting the forest party, it was soon obvious that a young girl was eyeballing us and was about to enunciate. What came out of her mouth was
“Is that the forest party?” to which we replied.
“indeed young lady!”. This seemed to lead on to another bold statement from the girl.
“Merlin’s a dick!!!”. This seemed a weird but being good natured fellows Gavin and myself thought nothing of it and having left some flyers at the end of the bar, decided to have a drink. (flyering is thirsty business).
having established our presence at the bar we began to engage with the young girl.
“Hi, I’m Chris” I said
“I’m Emily” She replied, and went on to describe how she hate this guy Merlin.
Merlin was the guy who was organising a party. A forest party. THEE PARTY! But this had no effect on Emily as she had a major gripe with him. Merlin is a good friend of mine so I thought it might be good fun to go along with the rant and see where it ended up. Unfortunately, this was the nail in the coffin for poor Emily as she had just run into a cunt who was about to blow her little world wide open in the most bizzare way!
Having asked her why she hated “Merlin” She went on to describe how he had told her now ex-boyfriend that he had seen her kissing a guy outside the bar one night. This was something that she refused to accept had ever occurred and that “Merlin” was a dick for even suggesting this had taken place.
Gavin and I left the the bar, went on with our business of passing on the pleasure in paper form (which incidentally, I had designed) and thought nothing more of it. (Kind of!)
Having been around the various watering holes around the Edinburgh Festival we headed for a bar we could get some liquid refreshment. However en route I bumped into a friend I hadn’t seen for some time and remarked that I had met that very evening a friend of their’s (Emily!) Yes. Earlier when conversing with her she had mentioned some individual’s we both knew. This guys’ name was Ian and I explained the whole kissing incident and how she was a bit out of sorts with my good friend and a bit bitter. Ian went on to remark that it was regrettable that Merlin had lied about Emily.
Now this is where it all gets a bit fucked up. The car was indeed being driven by Merlin and I can confirm that what Merlin saw was 100% true (this chick was cheating on her boyfriend). “How do you know this?” I hear you cry! Well me and my brother were in the car driving by that night and saw the lot baby (you’re screwed). Having informed Ian of this (who seemed to take this new information onboard thanked me and scuttled off into the night).
Well wasn’t that funny! We just fucked that little bitch right up with her lies and all to her exboyfriend’s best mate no less! But there was more to come.
Having walked some distance up the road, who did we walk past?…….Yeh you guessed……Her name bgins with E…..