James Henderson

Went to the Espy Hotel to se Ils, a UK DJ and Musician. more to come…

Well i finally got some time to write this banter, its been a while so i may be a little vague.

started off in the George Win Bar where andy and myself met Brent and Amelia, we also met the wayward Mr Lampell who had been in NZ for quite some time, he looked well and was sporting a cheifton of a beard. nice work Nick.

We had a few drinks then moved off to the Espy where Ils was due to play a set for us. unknown to me nick had a little bag of Fresh Philosopher’s Stone
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It’s Holiday time
Yipee the weekend came and went with no more than a few hot farts form a curry i had for dinner friday. needless to say no one who sniffed, no infact was privileged enough to savour the aroma, was too happy about it.

Farts
This is a complete aside but why is it that one revels in ones own stench of flatulence but when one gets a whiff on another bottom burp its akin to being ritually tortured skinned alive and drooped in a vat a vinegar.
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This Dude is AMAZING
Went to see Ned Collette play at the Nortcote Social Club for his album launch. It was quite frankly one of the best gigs i have been to for quite some time, made me think of Jeff Buckley. Ned is an amazing guitarist, singer, lyricist and his set was almost perfect.
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Blow me down, and hope i don’t get shot by a gangster.

I have just purchased my first australian house.. he he i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t a little apprehensive though, due to the previous owner and his sordid history.

if you’re not sure what im on about click here to see the post. All going well, you can hopefully see the wee picture to the right it should let you have a wee peek at what it looks like
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Ok, i have arranged for a dude called Bruce to go to the auction and bid on my behalf. I filled in the paperwork today for him to have the power of authority today and paid him $350.00 for his troubles and if he wins the auction i pay another $650.00 its a lot of dough but i do love this house and its the only way to go.

Il be working in the city so will be waiting for his call with baited breath.. (like fish breath)

wish me luck.

I went to see a beautiful house a few days ago (to buy) got the deeds (sec 32) and sent them to my solicitor only to find out that the house has a restraining order on it.. yip thats right, the house has a restraining order on it.. not a person the house. he he. My solicitor advised me to look into it further. after a little digging about i found out why!
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Well! Along rolls Saturday and we were to attend a party at Hardey Street (South Yarra). Maz (rach’s sister) noy my rach but buzz’s rach who is VERY VERY VERY pregnant at the moment’s sister, does that make sense? maz is rach’s sister.

Welcome to my blog Damian
Enter Damian, he came over to our house post major break up with his very CRAZY bird. and when i say crazy i mean CRAZY, wont go into the details here but trust me no one i know can understand why the hell Damian who is a pretty cool dude goes out with such a Freakshow of a person. Anyway to cut a long story short we dropped some trips and headed off to the party armed with a slab of Calsberg (probably the best lager on the world) a wig (on my head at this point) and our wits.
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Or did you?
As you may or may not be aware, Andy my flat mate has recently split up with his missis. We were out a while ago and he made reference to the fact that he thought she was a Lezbo. I laughed and recounted a story to him, it went like this.

“Dude, i was up doing an all nighter a few months ago and at about 5:00am I hear the door to steph’s bedroom open and out comes Tammy, she was looking a bit worse for ware and seemed to be caught off guard when she saw me, made her excuses and then left quickly”
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Flyering for the impending forest party one night, a strange phenomenon occured. Having found ourselves outside another venue to flyer (Biblos) myself and Gavin sauntered in to deposit our quota of fun info for the masses to digest. Having mentioned to the bar people we were promoting the forest party, it was soon obvious that a young girl was eyeballing us and was about to enunciate. What came out of her mouth was

“Is that the forest party?” to which we replied.
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