$5 Piss Trough Rescue
Piss Trough
OH MY GOD! was what was echoing through my mind approximately 5 minutes after the event. During an obligitory visit to the dunny (bathroom) i noticed a $5 note sitting in the trough soaked in urine. i nudged the chap next to me (breaking every gentlemans bathroom etiquette law in the book) and looking at him with a slight hint of sarcasm said..
“You brave enough” and gestured to the currency in the urinal” he retorted “Thats only a pot and a half, no chance mate!” to which i agreed.
Enter the filthy bastard
The cubical door swung open and out emerged a tall chap with very short hair, he was to be my next and unwitting victim. he he
“You brave enough” i said looking into his eyes whilst shaking my john thomas (luckily for me he didn’t take this as a gay invite and understood that i was referring to the $5 in the trough
“Fuck yeah!” he said looking me straight in the eyes, to my complete shock and horror he then began to fish for the money in a pool of piss, my shock turned to amusement when the chap next to me said “Fuck mate! at least wait till i have finished pissing”, “Oh sorry dude he replied” and cordially waited for the fellows stream to subside.
The Exit
I had by this point decided i didn’t want to see the rescue take place and was on my way to the door when the filthy bastard said “ssshh don’t tell a a soul” Hardly i thought planning my little blog entry as i said “yeah no worries mate what happens in the band room stays in the band room”.