Clan Analogue Gig @ Gertrudes
tonight, Rac, Andy and I went to a Clan Analogue gig, we got there late so missed a fair portion of the tunes, so we diceded to sit down stairs and have a few beers then go and catch the last band play as it was free. had a laugh rach had a very tasty drink a vanilla mule, basicaly a mule with vanilla vodka and fresh mint. was v tasty. met these stonkers called matt and B, B was a black cokney whos been living here for about 6 years, funny dude, has twins with an estranged wife. he obviously doesnt gag on a shag very ofeten as he was full model material. every bird in the place swooned as he entered. it was classic. To quote Jimmy Soul,
“Jimmy Soul - Happy for the rest of your life
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty women makes her husband look small
it very often causes a system fall
As soon as he marrys her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you’ll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she’ll always give you a piece of that.
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don’t let your friends tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don’t match
take it from me shes a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you”
Obviously this is not gender specific. could be a man. Classic! ha ha
The gig
Well the gig was apparently very good but unfortunatley we turned up for the last act that was quite poor indeed, just a little too avant garde for my taste, put quite simply a monkey could have generated the same sounds from a computer and may have even done a better job. there was a dude on guitar, dude on puter and chik on sax, in the most outrageous statement of pure wank the chick put her bloody saxaphone on her head, what a total load of pretenshious arty wank, i couldny help but laugh my ass off.. she was standing there in front of us all facing the back wall with her sax on her head ha ha ha, what use is that, its hardly practical. anyway in retrospect that was probably the highlight of the gig.
Bored
I was pretty bored so took some photos of the lights.
Video
Shot a wee bit of video too while yawning.
Enter Chrisy
Rach’s buddy Chrisy tunred up after having smoked a big fat bifter, she was pretty wasted and after a heated debate about HIV and other 3rd word issues (she works for oxfam) she retired to the floor with a resounding thud Rach was quick to follow as she’s a bit of a floor flower.
thats about it i think. oh yeah then we went back to Lygon street and munched on a very tasty half and half pizza. then home to bed for some naughy bedroom gymnastics. yipee.