Traquair Fair
Today we went to the Traquair Fair where we enjoyed some pretty trippy music, hanging out with merlin, christo, and some other dudes including Mylo’s band. had a great laugh with them, my sister had the hots for a few of them ha ha, she loves the boys. its a pretty amazing drive doown the tweed valley to Traquair House, stunning rolling green hils and castles perched atop cliff tops very harry potter esque
The Crazy Maze
At first glance the maze looked piss easy but after entry and wandering arround in circles for about 1.5 hours we quickly realised we had bitten off more than we could chew. we kept seeing people in the same state of subtle distress wandering aimmlessly around the bloody thing, after a while we managed to find a shallow bit of hedge and climb through Cheeting bastards eh! well im sure there are a few kids still in there lost and starving.
My sis spotted Rorray Brehmner a brittish comedien from years ago with his kids, fuck knows what he was doing in the tweed valley, we drank lots of cask ale brewed on sight was quite a trippy brew, like witches caldron dribbles.
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there were lots of new age hippys there living in big tee pees, pretty cool.
The Mobeous Turd
Well !! after out little adventure round the gardens and house of Traquair we decided to head off home just before we got into the car to head back to the forrest i realised i needed a pee so i headed for the loos, on entering the loo i was … erm.. not astonished.. not overwhelmed… erm.. awestruck by this horendous vision. needless to say i couldnt manage to hold my breath for the whole pee and had to take wee tiny breaths so i wouldnt faint.
ha ha it was quite the most filthy bog i have ever been in in my entire puff. take a look
Just prior to this christo had found a swimming cap outside the loo, dont know if maybe someone had lost their keys in the loo and was contemplating a swim in the brown loch to find them?