James Henderson

The Lash
Andy and i decided to go out on the lash and see what was hapening in the Windsor Castle, quite a cool wee boozer. we had far too many jugs of Cartlon Draft. there was a chik sitting behind us who had the worlds most tedious voice, both andy and I aggreed it was without question ANOYING AS FUCK. We managed to get pretty ratted, as i had only recently become single after a 3 year relationship i was in the mood for getting blasted out of my noggin poor andy is in the very same boat so theres a fair bit of moaping goes on in our house at the momoent.. he he
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Piss Trough
OH MY GOD! was what was echoing through my mind approximately 5 minutes after the event. During an obligitory visit to the dunny (bathroom) i noticed a $5 note sitting in the trough soaked in urine. i nudged the chap next to me (breaking every gentlemans bathroom etiquette law in the book) and looking at him with a slight hint of sarcasm said..
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Today I bought a new MacBok Pro Laptop. NICE!

First impressions
Well it seems pretty fast, realy havent had a chance to put it through its paces, managed to get windows installed and runing native in a seperate partition which is very cool for testing web stuff and i guess gaming if i decide to become a sad PC gamer.
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Today i received a photo of my wee god daughter, shes a we stunner, its her first week at school and CA sent me a photo of her in her school uniform he he takes me back to my early days as a fresh faced human being with the little leather satchel with the big brass buckle, those bags rocked. Aparently you can get them on ebay if you want to live vicariously through your kids and you want them to be retro fashion victims at the early age of 4
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aahh the joys of spring, today was beautiful, spent the day wandering about prahran and south yarra then camme home and worked with my wee baby’s (plants) as their all waking up, its ammazing that i feel more alive when they come out to play for the sumer.

planted some basil, chillies and re-potted my lemon and grapefruit trees along with a host of other vegies. unfortunately living where i do at the moment theres no garden to speak of so all my plants are growing in pots and containers, they seem to be ok but they grw slow as their root system cant go crazy. however once i buy a house (garden is important factor here) ill get them all into the ground so they can have a riot.

Well it began today the tedium of hunting for a house to buy, here in melbourne its hard to know where to buy as there are so many suburbs with their own unique individuality and cultural appeal but i have settled on Brunswick / Brunswick East partly because of the price and partly coz its not too far from the city and that enables me to rent out a few rooms to cover the mortgage. also its prett yeasy to traverse between the city and home as PT (public transport) is very good up there.
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tonight, Rac, Andy and I went to a Clan Analogue gig, we got there late so missed a fair portion of the tunes, so we diceded to sit down stairs and have a few beers then go and catch the last band play as it was free. had a laugh rach had a very tasty drink a vanilla mule, basicaly a mule with vanilla vodka and fresh mint. was v tasty. met these stonkers called matt and B, B was a black cokney whos been living here for about 6 years, funny dude, has twins with an estranged wife. he obviously doesnt gag on a shag very ofeten as he was full model material. every bird in the place swooned as he entered. it was classic. To quote Jimmy Soul,
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Today we went to the Traquair Fair where we enjoyed some pretty trippy music, hanging out with merlin, christo, and some other dudes including Mylo’s band. had a great laugh with them, my sister had the hots for a few of them ha ha, she loves the boys. its a pretty amazing drive doown the tweed valley to Traquair House, stunning rolling green hils and castles perched atop cliff tops very harry potter esque
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Say hello to my beautiful god daughter “Lola”. Her brother Jarred has taken to throwing himself about the place doing something called Parkour. very cool sport, i guess you could call it a sport. click here for an idea as to what it involves.
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Look theres Steven Spielberg ha ha
We went for a few beers at the famous spiegel tent after a few fantastic Manger Ciders i spotter a dude who looked like Steven Spielberg and said to Christo “dude theres Steven Spielberg” laughing as i presumed it was a lookylike, christo laughed with me and we went on with our drinking and merry banter.
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